Merch!

 Do you love me the Big Tobacco as a brand? Show the world! Here's some cool stuff to help you do that!

Material Goods

Mug:

Are you the only person in existence? Show all those figments of your imagination what they mean to you with this amazing mug!

Mug
Mug

Logo shirt:

Promote our brand! Show off the fact that you enjoy esoteric satire to your friends and nemeses!


Atheist bumper sticker:

Are you an unbeliever? Are you interested in having your car keyed by butt hurt religious people? If you said yes, this sticker is for you!


Digital Media

Drink Deeply

What would you do to escape the absolute worst fate imaginable? Nick Assencio and Eliza Latimer are strangers, on different sides of the country, but their paths will cross with werewolf police, capitalist vampires, hard-drinking mages, sirens, the horror of something called the pandemonium dream, and each other, eventually.
This is the first book in The Pandemonium Dream series.


Vekaya wakes up in the dim light of a storeroom, alone and with no memory of who she is, where she is, or how she got there. Investigator, rebel, and her very own hero, it is not long before she runs afoul of the forces in charge of the religious orphanage where she has been living. Though Vekaya does not yet know it, time is running out, and the fate of all Arkana hangs in the balance.
This is the first book in the Flint and Steel series.

Perfect Weather For A Baby's Funeral

Characters like us and the stories we deserve! (That's not flattery!) This collection of short stories now includes "Killing Granny" and "Diary of a Henchman"!

El Donaldo Real

What would Donald Trump learn if he suddenly woke up as a migrant laborer? This longer short story is free to download!






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