Texas - Ruling on Texas vs. Azar, Judge Reed O'Connor challenged the Affordable Care Act, colloquially known as "Obamacare". The move was widely applauded by psychopaths, toasting their illiterate colleagues. Meanwhile, philosophers and theologians were awestruck at the cataclysmic demise of a once cherished philosophical and theological idea: dharma.
While itself a religious shibboleth, nearly all religions had a belief akin to dharma. The Abrahamic traditions, for instance, see God as a cosmic leveler who smites the unrighteous and rewards the benevolent. Many faiths will, at this point, find it necessary to rewrite their religious laws.
"The concept of dharma was very important to us," explains Madhava Chaudry a local proponent of the Hindu faith. "The Hindu religion is built upon that very concept - to some it is the religion. We will have to rethink our concept of the universe. I think that it will probably be something familiar to those who have read the work of the late 19th century German philosopher, Nietzsche."
The connection between the ACA and the concept of universal equity is simply that the aggregate amount of pain and suffering caused by the elimination of 24 million Americans' healthcare cannot, in any rational universe, be revisited upon the O'Connor and his ilk. So awesome is the amount of pain that it stands to inflict upon the populace, that reprisals have failed any number of cosmic entities.
"What good is burning these assholes going to do?" asked Satan, the Prince of Darkness and ruler of the Christian concept of Hell. "I mean, by the time I scorched the evil out of them - lifetimes that would take - humanity might not even exist anymore. What's the purpose in that? I tell you, I've dealt with some horrible people. But this is some Hitler level crap."
Adolf Hitler declined to comment, citing moral grounds. Michael Godwin, who is still alive, was never contacted regarding this.
Māra, of some Buddhist traditions, was quoted as saying, "Okay, so, like, I might be the Ender Of That Which Should Not Yet Have Ended, but I'm a force in the universe that sort of helps to balance the good. Malevolent though I may be, there's a limit. There's a freakin' limit!"
Various registered Republican voters were heard to have said, "Well, it may have broken the cosmic sense of justice for all things, I may be denied help when I am dying, and this sort of thing may cause descendants of mine I'll never meet untold suffering - but at least it wasn't concocted by a brown person!"
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