Saturday, February 20, 2021

Big Tobacco Editor Takes Weekend Off

 

39 in quarantine isn't fun
(Greensboro, NC) Sean Bienert will not be writing an article this weekend, as it is his birthday. As he is too old to drink Bacardi in the fashion described 50 cent, he will be mourning his misspent youth and posting this article in the paradoxical style of Carly Simon's "You're so vain."

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