We Sat Down with This Man Who Took the First Vaccine in 1798

 

It was hard to tell if we were getting through or not... Mostly our guide just asked for more money.

(Berkley, UK) James Phipps was inoculated against cowpox in 1798 by Edward Jenner. Shockingly, people were surprised to learn that he was dead and has been dead for nearly 170 years.

"It's like the biomedical complex doesn't want you to know that all of the people who took that vaccine have died. Every. Last. One. 100%. No disease I've ever heard of has that kind of a mortality rate. Conclusion: vaccines are more deadly than the diseases they supposedly cure," said Chris Garvin, a dula from Boone, NC. "I want to get to the root of this, so I came to Berkley. Not California. No, I've come to the United Kingdom to the ancestral cottage of the first victim of this experiment."

Garvin allowed the Big Tobacco's correspondent to record the events surrounding the séance where he "contacted" James Phipps. The conversation is as follows:

Garvin: Is he in the room?

Medium: Yes, James Phipps is here. What is it that you desire of him?

Garvin: I want to know what really happened with the vaccine. The cowpox vaccine. What happened to him?
Medium: He is disturbed that you woke him from his slumber. He finds this world strange. I will need another tenner to keep going.

Garvin: Yes, well, all right. Here. Now, can you get him to tell me what happened with the disease? Did he die from the vaccine?

Medium: You've got to be kidding me.

Garvin: What? What's he saying?

Medium: Okay, so you know this whole séance thing is hooey, right? I can't in good conscience go through with this. You're... you're nuts... The vaccine killed him? He was in his sixties when he died. He got the vaccine when he was eight. Do they not teach that in school in your country?

Garvin: I think... you're saying that... he's not in the room?

Medium: Okay, okay, I think we're done here.