DISCRIMINATION AGAINST NAZIS AT LEAST TWICE AS BAD AS ANY OTHER GROUP

Prejudice Against a Minority

(Arlington County, VA) Prejudice is nothing new in the United States, and violence against marginalized groups is more common than many people would like to admit. Steps have been taken to mitigate difficulties faced by racial, ethnic, sexual, and religious minorities across the country. The Southern Poverty Law Center maps hate groups for a number of reasons from tracking their effect on communities to analyzing the current political climate.

"It's like a goddamned registry," says Shane Remington, an officer in the American Nazi Party. "People get so upset about us trying to figure out how the Jews are influencing policy and sending them deaths threats and such. But when it comes to us, forget about it. We are so discriminated against for our discrimination."

Unlike passive racism and systemic injustice, Remington points out that the agents of this prejudice are not ashamed and do not deny their prejudice.

"They're happy about it. 'Only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.' I've seen that on bumper stickers. Can you imagine if we were saying that about n*****s? I mean, we are. Also, I have those bumpers stickers on my truck. It doesn't run or anything, but you can see the stickers. I'm proud, and I don't care who knows it."

The prominence of white nationalist groups and their intersectionality with the "alt-right" has brought them to the fore of US politics in ways totally new to anyone who has the privilege of being able to ignore them. The Proud Boys, a homosexual Twitter trend, has been confused with a western book club, dedicated to reading the works of Nicholas Chauvin, noted supporter of Napoleon.

When asked about this, Remington had this to say:

"Who in the f*** is Nicholas Chauvin? The Proud Boys got done dirt by a bunch f**s who are going to burn in hell, and if I have any say about it, a lot sooner than that-"

(Un)fortunately, The Big Tobacco was unable to get the complete statement, as our correspondent fell victim to prejudice and became part of the discriminatory efforts to, as he put it, "beat the ever-loving s*** out of any and all Nazis, everywhere." We believe that this was the product of hate being taught at home, as his grandfather was awarded a Silver Star for killing dozens of Nazis in the mid-1940's.